It's been a good long while since the craft I was cursing was knitting. Right? It's been all sewing and quilting and other nonsense for quite a bit.
I think I have to make this scarf. It's purty! I wanna make it! Don't you wanna make it? Say yes! Hooray!
The sun is shining. It's hot as hell outside. And I am ready to knit a scarf.
Let's do this thing!
Oh! P.S. I just drove past that knitting store, and it is officially closed for business. I would love to know what happened and/or what the last straw was. Maybe they fell asleep and the snobbery they'd been smoking sparked some yarn, which then led to the whole place self-combusting. I bet that's it. Yeah. I'm going with that. Self-snobbed combustion it was!