Why am I surprised? Why do I bother getting surprised about anything anymore? Why do I even get up in the morning?
Ladies and gentlemen, I have been known from time to time to be late to the party of various trends and happenings. I've also been known, at other times, to be ahead of the curve. However, I was aware of neither party nor curve with regard to this. I stumbled upon it quite by accident (via kottke). (FYI: It's not really suitable for children, for about seventy-three reasons.)
Please just tell me this isn't happening. Please. For the sake of all things holy (i.e., crap, mother of god, guacamole).
As far as crazy inventions go, give me the big hands any day.